pogonophobia fear of beards
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In Germany, police fired 85 bullets in all of...
-dramabomb: rosswoodpark: homewreckingwhore: tormady: opera4breakfast: foulmouthedliberty: think-progress: In the U.S., police fired 90 shots at one unarmed man in Los Angeles. Not to mention, they hit him only like 10 times. Spray and pray as always, LAPD. The Norwegian police has fired 79 shots since 1994. >The Norwegian police has fired 79 shots since 1994. Let’s...
lizuhd: yeah i have my own unique art style it’s called horrible
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
Professor Layton: I'm not a detective I'm a professor.
Phoenix Wright: I'm not a detective I'm a lawyer.
Tintin: I'm not a detective I'm a reporter.
every medicine on the market is like pros: you’ll stop coughing cons: you might die
valerieparker: girlwiththekey: valerieparker: alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’ RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’ DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’ WHERE YOU...
phantomofthe221bsupertardis: dangers-of-the-damned: timeywimeyhufflepuff: penguin-of-doom: Prank idea: invite all my whovian friends over for a party, put on the strobe lights, put on weeping angel costume. why would you Prank Idea: Invite all Whovian friends over, and while theyre sleeping, put tick marks on their arms and your own, then ask why youre holding a Sharpie. are you...
That awkward moment when you finish a book and...
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: cumanana: jephry: if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die jesus what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
What's worse than being in love with a fictional...
blonde-bookworm: BEING IN LOVE WITH A DEAD FICTIONAL CHARACTER
no-dana-only-zuul: “AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO___” yes you are the only one it is you the chosen one it is your destiny
mahleehoopah: dirkinabox: who needs names when I can just refer to everyone as peasant
DO YOU EVER SHIP SOMETHING SO HARD THAT YOU JUST SIT THERE SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT STARING AT YOUR COMPUTER