Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
If my kid doesn’t like Harry Potter…jail, here I go.
- omg earthquake!!!!
- flood is coming!!
- omg water is in my house
- nO NOT MY COMPUter
- it's ok i have service on my phone guys
- OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
- aw a fireman is here
- he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
- i ship it omg
- otp; i know how to save a life
- whoa the earth is like breaking open